Watch Out for the Humped Zebras

I didn't want to disappoint anyone by actually finding my way downtown today, so I got lost as per usual, but on my roundabout journey to the core of Croydon I found this gem of a sign.

This is maybe the most amazing sign I have ever seen in my entire life.  All I know is that a humped zebra crossing is basically a free for all where a car just weaves in and out of lanes.  It's dangerous to pedestrians, but hilarious nonetheless.

I'm sitting in the Green Dragon again.  It's 3:30pm and there are at least ten people drinking beer in here.  If I don't get a job soon I'm just going to commit to my impending alcoholism.  If nothing else it will make me more fun to be around.