Time for a new page! As my new roommate pointed out, I ruin conversations because the Brits are constantly having to stop and explain what certain words mean to me. I agreed and called myself a buzzkill and then forced her to explain what the hell was going on. I don't want this embarrassment to be brought upon anyone else, so pay attention.....
*Disclaimer: This will not be a daily thing.
Drippy
Apparently this means someone who is very whiny and juvenile in their speech. For example, calling horses horsies. This is my roommate's explanation.
Urban Dictionary says: someone who lacks common sense, who is slow to get a joke, or slow to grasp a concept.
i.e. Me at this point since I don't understand British words.
Side note, the other Urban Dictionary entry said "When one contracts an STD/STI that results in their genitals dripping."
I'm barfing in my mouth right now. That is so repulsive it's not even funny. Furthermore, who actually talks about that? If I had drippy genitals no one would ever hear about it because that is absolutely vile.
I actually learned another new word yesterday from them, but I've forgotten it already, so I will be shamed for this later and then add it on here so I don't make the mistake of ever forgetting it again.
I tried to look it up. For some reason I thought it was something that started with a "b". Here's what I found.
Biff: v. To hit, n. Vagina. You cannot have a word that means "to hit" and "vagina". That is unfair.
Biffin's Bridge: the perineum; the area between the anus and the vulva. When would this ever come up in conversation? I think this website exists just to make me look like a total ass.
So those words are useless. Don't include them on your cheat sheet. I know you're creating one from this. Please don't ever use the term Biffin's Bridge. You'll either sound like a perv or humiliate yourself because it's most likely not a real thing.
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