I don't mean to be a Negative Nelly, but I don't want to make my move to seem like it's filled with rainbows and sunshine all the time. Just in case some random is reading this I think it's important to give them fair warning about the things that are a bit weird here.
1. The street signs. I already mentioned in a post that they're low down, like practically on the ground. To add to the confusion they're also infrequent. I'm convinced this may just be a conspiracy against me and everyone else can actually see all the signs. I do have a tendency to be oblivious to my surroundings.
2. The street lights are kind of weird. Sometimes I just wing it and cross. So far I haven't been hit, but it's only a matter of time. They don't have the flashing hand, the red one just suddenly disappears. I don't know what happens if you get stuck in the middle when this happens.
3. The plumbing is bananas here. I feel like I'm flushing the toilet wrong, but there's really only one way to do it. Thankfully I heard this ahead of time, so I came mentally prepared.
4. Sometimes I get fooled by the price of things. For example, coffee always seems to be £2.50 no matter where I go. In Canada this wouldn't be absurd, I guess, but that's like $3.75 for a coffee. Even from McDonald's. Tim Horton's, I drink 3 cups of coffee a day. I alone could keep you in business in England. Think about it.
5. No one seems to wear rain boots here. Everyday I curse myself for not having bought a pair yet, but I probably haven't bought a pair because everyone here is too cool to wear them. What is that about? I've had sopping wet feet everyday since I got here. How are they doing it? There's this store called SuperDry that everyone seems to shop at. I'm convinced that everyone keeps dry because they're wearing a wetsuit under their clothes and some kind of super shoe on their feet. Tell me your secret, Londoners. I want to learn!
4. Sometimes I get fooled by the price of things. For example, coffee always seems to be £2.50 no matter where I go. In Canada this wouldn't be absurd, I guess, but that's like $3.75 for a coffee. Even from McDonald's. Tim Horton's, I drink 3 cups of coffee a day. I alone could keep you in business in England. Think about it.
5. No one seems to wear rain boots here. Everyday I curse myself for not having bought a pair yet, but I probably haven't bought a pair because everyone here is too cool to wear them. What is that about? I've had sopping wet feet everyday since I got here. How are they doing it? There's this store called SuperDry that everyone seems to shop at. I'm convinced that everyone keeps dry because they're wearing a wetsuit under their clothes and some kind of super shoe on their feet. Tell me your secret, Londoners. I want to learn!
you need a pair of goulashes Heather! Um, yeah hi it's me. It's been awhile I know. :-)
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